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10-25-2008, 05:31 AM
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TOTTENHAM JOKES,STAR IF YOU WANT?
THE POLICE OFFICER CAUGHT RAMOS SPEEDING HIS CAR AT 200 MILES PER HOUR
THE POLICE OFFICER STOPS RAMOS AND ASKS HIM: " WHY WERE YOU SPEEDING SO FAST,RAMOS?" AND RAMOS REPLIES: " OFFICER,HOW ELSE AM I GOING TO BE ABLE TO GET THE THREE POINTS? " 2) WHAT DO TOTTENHAM FANS DO WHEN THEY WIN A GAME? ANSWER: THEY SWITCH OFF THE PLAYSTATION! |
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10-25-2008, 05:39 AM
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On a serious note though, dont know how spurs will turn the tide around. like seaman said, these are good times for an arsenal fan.
The funny thing is, the manager they sacked (Jol, a man i always respected even though he had a spat with Wenger once) is sitting comfortably at the top of the Bundesliga, and Spurs are at the bottom of the PL. Polar opposites 
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10-25-2008, 05:41 AM
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THFC - STANDS FOR TOTTENHAM HEADING FOR CHAMPIONSHIP
RAMOS WENT INTO BURGER KING AND ASKED FOR TWO WHOPPERS, THE ASSISTANT REPLIED "YOUR GOING BREAK THE TOP FOUR AND WIN THE UEFA CUP" RAMOS SAID TO GROUNDSMAN - "YOU HAVE THE PITCH IN PERFECT CONDITION" THE GROUNDSMAN REPLIED - "I SHOULD HOPE SO, AFTER ALL YOU PUT 70 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF SH*T ON IT EVERY FORTNIGHT" |
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10-25-2008, 05:44 AM
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Richard branson was asked to sponsor spurs but he replied how can i put virgin on their shirt when they get fu*ked every week.
Tesco is to sell new oxo cubes in spurs colours. Customers are told to look for laughing stock. What do the premier league and cowboys have in common, they both have spurs at there feet. I was playing scrabble and got the letters together to make tottenham hotspur football club, i was guted when i foung out it was only worth two points. |
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10-25-2008, 05:49 AM
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Whats the difference between Arsenal fans and spurs fans???
Arsenal fans are all W@NKERS!!!!! but if you want another joke.... Man in a pub is standing at the bar. the scores come up on the screen and spurs have lost again.. All of a sudden this dog sitting on the floor go fcuking nuts barking his head off. the guy turns to the owner and says, "whats your dogs problem?" the owner replies. "he always goes mad when spurs lose"... "oh, what does he do when they win?""the man replies.... " Dont know, ive only had him six months!!!" |
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